150443
Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
Next Joke
"My niece was in the hospital getting treatment for leukemia. She asked me if I'd visit her when she got out. I said ""Nah, I really hate cemeteries."""
"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"
"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."""
"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""
"Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she."
"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."
"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."