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Joke of the Day

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."

"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"

"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil."