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Joke of the Day

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil."

"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"

"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu? The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)"

"You can drink lava But only once"

"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"

"Don't make a scientist mad. They will research you."

"There are shockingly few security guards at dog shows. You can run out and pet 4 or 5 dogs before they catch you. Last time I pet 8 of them."

"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."