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Joke of the Day

"Mathematics is the only place you can buy 60 watermelons and no one questions you"

"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"

"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"

"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"

"Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram"

"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"

"So glad I don't subtweet like SOME PEOPLE."

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon."