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Joke of the Day

"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"

"99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science. It does not mean , we always aim for the sky; it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire."

"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."

"Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League..."

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"I'd like to see every photograph where I'm just someone passing in the background."

"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."

"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies."

"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."