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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put your grandma on speedial? You get Insta-Gram"
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"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."
"What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines? Benjamin Netangoogle"
"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."
"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"
"What do you call a boy raised by a feminist? Serial killer"
"""Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"" ""Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]"
"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."
"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."