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Joke of the Day

"Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair."

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"get away from the tree Dad: get away from that tree son! Son: why dad? Dad: it looks shady"

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"Susie 1 - Why did Susie fall off the swing? 2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there? 1 - Not Susie"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."

"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."

"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"

"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"

"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"