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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."
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"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
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"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"
"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""
"What smells bad and sounds like a bell? Dung! Get it?!"
"My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars."
"And I thought I had issues. - Me, 36 seconds after signing up on twitter."