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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust"
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"I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s."
"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."
"I am religious. I religiously avoid church."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."
"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""
"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."