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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust"
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"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."
"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."
"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"
"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."
"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."
"A science graduate asks the question why? An engineering graduate asks the question how? An arts graduate asks, ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."