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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."
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"why thank you, sir! I was totally unaware of my big titties. How kind of you to risk your safety by yelling it out of the car window."
"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""
"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."
"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."
"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"
"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."
"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"