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Joke of the Day

"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."

"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"How cute! Someone wrote ""will you go to prom with me?"" on my car. But they spelled it ""I'm gonna kill you scumbag!"". Ah, young love."

"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"

"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."