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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."

"OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"I wish there was an app that would let you take a picture of a woman and then it would tell you if she was into guys with race car beds."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."

"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""

"Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."