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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."

"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher"

"Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade."

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."

"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."

"My ex boyfriend was into two types of women: 1) Me 2) My Best Friend"