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Joke of the Day

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"Sometimes I'll tell my wife the car is making a weird noise and I need to listen just so I don't have to hear her talk."

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"

"The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That shit was good"

"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"

"So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight... lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?"

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"