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Joke of the Day

"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."

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"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
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"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."
"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."
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"Yarrr, have ye seen me mizzenmast? It's mizzen."
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"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."