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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
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"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"
"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."
"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."
"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"
"I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE."
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"
"How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?"