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Joke of the Day

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"

"So I was doing donuts in my car.. And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?"

"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."

"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"How much is twelve units of mass? Dozen matter."

"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."

"You must have been born on a highway... ...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO."

"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"