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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says ""Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"""

"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."

"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."

"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."

"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."

"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."

"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."

"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"