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Joke of the Day

"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"

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"Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples."
"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""
"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"
"How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions."
"1 out of 5 dentists just likes being a dick."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"
"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."
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