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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."
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"Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries."
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"What do 9 out of 10 people always agree on? Gang rape What do those 9 disagree about? The order"
"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"
"Sometimes I wake up feeling like I figured something out, only to realize it was gibberish. My latest invention was ladders on airplanes."
"Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money."
"Hey, baby. Are you cheese? 'Cause you look gouda to me."
"""I feel like 790,000 bucks!!"" Said a woman feeling like a million bucks."