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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."
Next Joke
"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"
"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."
"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers."
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."
"Paris joke (fair warning) Looks like America isn't the only ones who like their french fried. #fuckcommies #fuckterrorism #gofrance #goamerica #laughtoeasethepain"
"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"