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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way. All thanks go to my father, I'll show myself out."

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."

"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."

"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."

"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."

"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."

"What do you call an animal that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."

"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."