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Joke of the Day

"How do you pump a Republican for information? With a plunger."

"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."

"With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch"

"an icicle got in a fight with a cpu it's okay, it's all water under the sandy bridge now"

"A lot of Americans don't realize that ""Braveheart"" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture"

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"

"Did you guys hear about the serial killer who's using smaller and smaller socks to strangle each new victim? Be careful, they say he's still at large."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""

"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"