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Joke of the Day

"What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !"

"What is the unit of power? Yes"

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."

"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"

"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."

"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."

"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"