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Joke of the Day

"When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up, put it back on the shelf and whisper ""suck it"" under my breath."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death."

"Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman."

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"