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Joke of the Day
"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."
Next Joke
"What do you call a thirsty cow? A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is."
"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."
"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."
"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"
"America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag"