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Joke of the Day

"Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."

"Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start clubs instead of tribes."

"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"

"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."

"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."

"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"