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Joke of the Day

"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."

"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."

"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."

"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"

"There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program 1. Those that don't 2. NullPointerException"

"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"

"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."

"A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic."