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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grunge gardener? Hedgy."

"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."

"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."

"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"What's balck on the bottom and white on the top? Society"

"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"

"Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship."

"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."