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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."

"Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs? Because they're into some funny business"

"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."

"Dad i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, I'm not dad"

"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."

"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."