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Joke of the Day

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."

"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"

"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""

"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"

"Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with."

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"

"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"