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Joke of the Day

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."

"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."

"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."

"my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG"

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""

"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."