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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."

"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."

"Two grapes were walking down the street and one was assaulted. If that didn't make you laugh, it's because GRAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY!"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"

"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"

"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."