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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"

"I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. The crowd went mild."

"I looked up ""my future as an electrician"". It was very bright."

"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."

"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"

"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them."

"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"

"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."