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Joke of the Day

"The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. ""For whosoever we are about to eat may the Lord make us truly thankful."""

"To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches."

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."

"By putting the punchline in the title How do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?"

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."

"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."

"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"