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Joke of the Day
"Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with."
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"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"My boss told me to have a good day so I went home."
"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."
"I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night."
"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."
"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""
"A joke agnostics can enjoy"
"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"
"Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere"