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Joke of the Day

"I just got in touch with my inner self today http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xs04j/today_i_got_in_touch_with_my_inner_self/"

"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"

"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."

"I know a really good joke Braden"

"Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"

"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."

"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""