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Joke of the Day

"On my 5 year old's report card it said, ""He is encouraged to ask more questions"". ARE YOU KIDDING ME."

"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"

"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."

"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"

"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""

"Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye."

"Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?"

"What brand of underwear do zombies wear? Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss"

"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."