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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"
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"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."
"No one likes my puns about borrowing money, but I'm okay being a-loan. *drinks tears from tear jar*"
"In the Empire... In the Galactic Empire, there were two holonet channels. The first channel was Imperial propaganda, and the second was an Intelligence officer telling you to turn back to channel 1."
"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."
"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."
"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shihtzu"