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Joke of the Day
"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."
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"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm riding a Big Wheel on the freeway? Officer: A STOLEN BIG WHEEL"
"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."
"If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop ""Reese's Feces"" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome."
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"
"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"
"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."
"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."