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Joke of the Day
"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."
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"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."
"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."
"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"
"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"
"I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in."
"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"
"[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up"