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Joke of the Day

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."

"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."

"What US state was founded by black prostitutes? Idaho! get it I - Da - HO."

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."

"I met this gorgeous girl on the subway... and I said to her, ""do you know the different between lunch and a blowjob"" ""no"" Ok, lets go to lunch then."

"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."