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Joke of the Day

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds."

"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"

"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"POUR SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON ME!!!!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... JK Rowling"

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."