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Joke of the Day

"My Neighbor's House Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sx or putting together a dresser from Ikea."

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"

"When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I rely on a little boy to tell me how I feel and boy, are my arms tired?"

"What do you call a German with a cold?"

"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"

"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"