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Joke of the Day

"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"

"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."

"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"

"Libra: You wake up fastened to a wooden stake. People in goat masks are dancing around a bonfire. We'll be honest. Things don't look good."

"If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment.."