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Joke of the Day

"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"

"Two peanuts were walking down the alley... One was assaulted"

"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."

"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""

"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""

"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"

"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"

"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"