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Joke of the Day
"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. (Submitted at the request of my 10 year-old son.)"
"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."
"I like my coffee how i like my women. Accompanied by a sandwich."
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"A cruise ship with a Gay Pride party on board... ran into a storm and began to take on water quickly but by some miracle did not sink. What saved the ship? ""flambuoyancy"""
"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
"WHAT'S WITH THE MIXED SIGNALS DUDE? YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF & MOVE IN CLOSE BUT WHEN I KISS YOU YOURE LIKE WHOA IM JUST DOING YOUR EYE EXAM?"
"You know what I love about our relationship? We don't always need to talk. We can just sit here quietly disliking each other."