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Joke of the Day
"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."
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"Did you hear about the guy who repeated a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."
"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""
"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"
"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."
"Ive always wanted to be an artist. I draw and paint everyday. But im already 25 so im going to do what bruce jenner did and wait 40 years until im nearly dead."
"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"
"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."