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Joke of the Day

"If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere..."

"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."

"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."

"A cop pulls over Heisenburg, and says... Do you know you were going 100 miles per hour? Heisenburg then replied, exasperatedly, ""Dammit, now I'm lost!"""

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"My shower has two settings: -Freezing Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2"

"QUEM TEM CHEFE E INDIO NHOQUE EP 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) Aprenda nada sobre cozinha"

"I tried to make belt out of watches... ...but it was just a waist of time."

"What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books? Empty Magazines."