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Joke of the Day

"At the #Adele concert, saw a girl on the corner of the stage repeatedly punching herself in the face. Realized she was the deaf interpreter."

"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."

"Wanna hear a joke?? This subreddit."

"What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican? A Mexican moose"

"A man walks by a bar, the sign says ""lobster tail and beer $10"" He goes, what a deal for my 3 favourite things!"

"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"

"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."