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Joke of the Day
"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"
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"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""
"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did."
"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."
"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""
"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"