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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."
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"If it wasn't for the internet, I would think ""12 Years A Slave"" was a movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage."
"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."
"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."
"When the instructions say so easy a child could do it, I assume you mean one of those genius 12-year-olds who double major at MIT."
"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."
"The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy. I need to quit making rash decisions."
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"
"My dog did this i was going outside for 5 minutes and I told my dog not to poop in the house. When I came back, he had pooped in the house."