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Joke of the Day

"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."

"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Isaac Newton's theory. Isaac Newton was outside trying to explains the forces of the world and then it hit him."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"

"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes."

"What do fish think about air? It's UN-B-REATHABLE!"

"A few days ago my girlfriend asked if I was a pedophile. I said ""That's a very big word for a six year old""."