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Joke of the Day
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
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"Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to."
"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."
"Everything England has accomplished has been bettered by other nations - rugby, cricket and now at football... Even the Russians have better hooligans than us."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store."
"The road to recovery from my addiction to sexual innuendos has been a long and hard one. But the end is in sight... I can see it coming."
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."
"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."