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Joke of the Day

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

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"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"
"A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph"
"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."
"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"
"3 hours until I get to pretend I know how to do 6th grade math homework....."
"*shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race"
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"
"What personal space? My dog"