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Joke of the Day

"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."

"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."

"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"

"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."

"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."

"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"

"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."